These are some of the publications I’ve snookered into publishing my articles:

  • “Bong Ban Outrage”
    – Wats Amada University Daily

  • “A Cafeteria at War”
    – Liver Spot Nursing Home Newsletter

  • “Hip Prison Uniform Trends”
    – Fashion Nazi News

  • “Truth, Truth, Who’s Got the Truth?”
    – The New York Slimes

  • “The Tofu / Birkenstock Scandal”
    – The San Fransicko Chronical

  • “Why Mr. and Mrs. Cow Give Each
     Other Pie”
    – Manure Monthly

  • “Doper Does Debuque”
    – Cheap & Easy Travels Magazine

  • “Global Warming Caused Billy Mays!”
    – Falling Sky Science Magazine

  • “99 Excuses to Avoid Those Home
     Projects”
    – Don’t Do It Yourself Magazine

  • “Recovery Diet for Your
     Aneorexic/Bulemic Pooch”
    – Bone Apetît
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??
I DID WHAT??
Life is good...