EXERCISING THE FREEDOM OF RANT
THIS IS THE THING . . .
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
From a film that was obviously ahead of it’s time!:
“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. ‘Mankind.’ That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
- President Whitmore, from INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) - Courtesy of 20th Century Fox Film Corp.
Didn’t I promise you fireworks?)
– Dick
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
From a film that was obviously ahead of it’s time!:
“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. ‘Mankind.’ That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
- President Whitmore, from INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) - Courtesy of 20th Century Fox Film Corp.
Didn’t I promise you fireworks?)
– Dick
THOSE FUNNY FOUNDING FATHERS
I guess you could call them the three Godfathers of all the Founding Fathers. Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin. You know, those kooky colonial guys that gave humanity a chance to start over again, with a clean slate. The same guys that believed in INDEPENDENCE, not only from the British government, but from ANY government, even our own. More on that later.
What you probably don’t know, is that these guys also had something going on in the comedy club circuit, circa 1776. They actually created the comedy team act that The Three Stooges modeled THEIR act after. Hey, just because these guys created a new form of government the world had never seen before, doesn’t mean that they were totally devoid of a sense of humor! They knew that a healthy citizenry of a healthy country knows how to laugh at themselves. That when you lose the ability to laugh at the world and all its’ problems, you die inside. You’ll die on stage every once in a while, but at least you’ll die laughing when you get paid for it anyway.
So anyway, John, Tommy, and Benny not only contributed to freedom and Democracy in the world by helping to create a most beneficent and nearly perfect Republic, but they also contributed to the creation of the one single modern Media phenomenon responsible for more mental degeneration among American youth than any other. Can you say, ”whoop whoop whooooooooo woo WOO woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!!”?? So SPREAD OUT YOU IMBECILE, and start laughing, starting right here, at Dick Doper dot com, in the land of the free and the home of the amusing, humorous, witty, comic, comical, droll, facetious, jocular, jokey; hilarious, hysterical, riotous, uproarious; entertaining, diverting, sparkling, scintillating; silly, farcical, slapstick; informal side-splitting, rib-tickling, laugh-a-minute, wacky, zany, off the wall, ...brave. Don’t think that’s funny? OH, A WISE GUY, EH?????
– Dick
I guess you could call them the three Godfathers of all the Founding Fathers. Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin. You know, those kooky colonial guys that gave humanity a chance to start over again, with a clean slate. The same guys that believed in INDEPENDENCE, not only from the British government, but from ANY government, even our own. More on that later.
What you probably don’t know, is that these guys also had something going on in the comedy club circuit, circa 1776. They actually created the comedy team act that The Three Stooges modeled THEIR act after. Hey, just because these guys created a new form of government the world had never seen before, doesn’t mean that they were totally devoid of a sense of humor! They knew that a healthy citizenry of a healthy country knows how to laugh at themselves. That when you lose the ability to laugh at the world and all its’ problems, you die inside. You’ll die on stage every once in a while, but at least you’ll die laughing when you get paid for it anyway.
So anyway, John, Tommy, and Benny not only contributed to freedom and Democracy in the world by helping to create a most beneficent and nearly perfect Republic, but they also contributed to the creation of the one single modern Media phenomenon responsible for more mental degeneration among American youth than any other. Can you say, ”whoop whoop whooooooooo woo WOO woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!!”?? So SPREAD OUT YOU IMBECILE, and start laughing, starting right here, at Dick Doper dot com, in the land of the free and the home of the amusing, humorous, witty, comic, comical, droll, facetious, jocular, jokey; hilarious, hysterical, riotous, uproarious; entertaining, diverting, sparkling, scintillating; silly, farcical, slapstick; informal side-splitting, rib-tickling, laugh-a-minute, wacky, zany, off the wall, ...brave. Don’t think that’s funny? OH, A WISE GUY, EH?????
– Dick
CURB YOUR LIBERALISM
Can you imagine how larry Duhvid will end up after the novelty of his cynical style of reality-TV trash-art comedy wears off and the public gets sick of him? Picture him living next to a dumpster on skid row begging for cheap wine change:
“FIFTY CENTS!!?? ARE YOU CRAAAZY??!! I MADE MORE THAN THAT DOING A SUCKY LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP ANIMATED CARTOON! I CAN’T EVEN GET A CRAPPY BOTTLE OF MUSCATEL FOR THAT!! ARE YOU CRAAAAAZZZZY??!! Poor Larry, I finally figured out what his problem is. Tourette’s Syndrome, which he cures himself of in the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, on HBO (the Homie Bleepin’ Orifice) channel by converting to Islam. As a matter of fact, he’s thinking of changing the name of the show to Convert Your EntusiASSism. He takes the Islamic name: Mohammed Menschduhvid, and his wife no longer has a name. Now he only refers to her as, “One-Who-Cleans-My-Toe-Jam”.
There’s a new award in Hollyweird. Once a month, the Hollyweird Wackos get together and give one of their own The Mark Twain Award. well I’ve got news for you independents and conservatives, Mark twain is turning in his grave. It’s just another excuse for the Wackos in Hollyweird to get together to pat each other on the back, stroke each others pinko egos, and rub each other’s BUTTS. Oh, and by the way, once again forbidding any kind of invitation to participation by anyone even resembling an independent or conservative. “IMPERIALIST CAPITALIST AMERICAN DOG VERBOTEN!!” It’s typical that they waited until Rod Steiger was dead before they came up with this pathetic show of mutual sleazing. Even Mr. Steiger, a W.W. II veteran and a Navy man once described the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor as being like someone who was arguing with you all of a sudden slapping you in the face three times. Well, you don’t wait for the fourth slap.” This awards show and others like them are the most disgusting, despicable, and small-brained exhibitions of self-angrandisement devised by man. Whenever I accidentally view one of these shows when channel surfing, I feel like I’m gawking through my neighbor’s bedroom window during their nastiest, sweatiest moments. I immediately get the urge to take a shower and wash off the filthy, scummy feeling these narcissistic awards shows leave you with. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them getting off on each other, but do they have to broadcast it in public?? Please, you wando wackos, keep it to yourself. Pull down your blinds and knock yourselves out.
Mark Twain Award, indeed! Have any of these idiots ever read anything by or about Mark Twain? He would hate the way the liberal/regressives™ betrayed and abandoned the Vietnamese and Cambodian people. He would despise the liberal/regressives™ twisting around the United States valiant struggle to fight imperialism around the world by accusing their own country of imperialism. Mark Twain was a full-blooded 100% capitalistic conservative. He would think Carter a totally deranged moron for enabling the imperialist regime of the aiyatollahs to take power in Iran. He would applaud America for destroying the imperialist regime of Sadam Hussein, and the panty-waist liberal-regressives be damned!! It’s just the latest attempt by the liberal/regressives™ to revise history for furthering their own devious political ambitions.
So, back to Larry Duhvid. I hear he doesn’t quite merit the Mark Twain Award, but they are going to be bestowing the Karl Marx Award on him. It’s only fitting, as Karl Marx was the original clown of clowns that most modern clowns are based on. One of which is Bill Maher, next in line for the Karl Marx award, and who would also be in line for Mark Twain to put a boot in his ass. It’s STILL the American way. And no matter what BS comes out of Maher and his criminal comrades in Hollyweird, it’s STILL the RIGHT way. So Curb Your Liberalism, before the islamo-fascists take over the world and Hollyweird gives Sadam Hussein the Mark Twain award posthumously . And we’re all dead. So be afraid, be very afraid. Because NO, koo-koo liberal/regressive, there’s no military/industrial/complex/conspiracy. And there’s nothing wrong with fear, as long as it motivates you to do the right things. Things like liberating Afghanistan and Iraq, thus keeping America safe from the barbarous, war-mongering Islamo-fascist terrorists by killing them over there and saving the asses of kooks like you.
- Dick DoRight
Can you imagine how larry Duhvid will end up after the novelty of his cynical style of reality-TV trash-art comedy wears off and the public gets sick of him? Picture him living next to a dumpster on skid row begging for cheap wine change:
“FIFTY CENTS!!?? ARE YOU CRAAAZY??!! I MADE MORE THAN THAT DOING A SUCKY LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP ANIMATED CARTOON! I CAN’T EVEN GET A CRAPPY BOTTLE OF MUSCATEL FOR THAT!! ARE YOU CRAAAAAZZZZY??!! Poor Larry, I finally figured out what his problem is. Tourette’s Syndrome, which he cures himself of in the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, on HBO (the Homie Bleepin’ Orifice) channel by converting to Islam. As a matter of fact, he’s thinking of changing the name of the show to Convert Your EntusiASSism. He takes the Islamic name: Mohammed Menschduhvid, and his wife no longer has a name. Now he only refers to her as, “One-Who-Cleans-My-Toe-Jam”.
There’s a new award in Hollyweird. Once a month, the Hollyweird Wackos get together and give one of their own The Mark Twain Award. well I’ve got news for you independents and conservatives, Mark twain is turning in his grave. It’s just another excuse for the Wackos in Hollyweird to get together to pat each other on the back, stroke each others pinko egos, and rub each other’s BUTTS. Oh, and by the way, once again forbidding any kind of invitation to participation by anyone even resembling an independent or conservative. “IMPERIALIST CAPITALIST AMERICAN DOG VERBOTEN!!” It’s typical that they waited until Rod Steiger was dead before they came up with this pathetic show of mutual sleazing. Even Mr. Steiger, a W.W. II veteran and a Navy man once described the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor as being like someone who was arguing with you all of a sudden slapping you in the face three times. Well, you don’t wait for the fourth slap.” This awards show and others like them are the most disgusting, despicable, and small-brained exhibitions of self-angrandisement devised by man. Whenever I accidentally view one of these shows when channel surfing, I feel like I’m gawking through my neighbor’s bedroom window during their nastiest, sweatiest moments. I immediately get the urge to take a shower and wash off the filthy, scummy feeling these narcissistic awards shows leave you with. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them getting off on each other, but do they have to broadcast it in public?? Please, you wando wackos, keep it to yourself. Pull down your blinds and knock yourselves out.
Mark Twain Award, indeed! Have any of these idiots ever read anything by or about Mark Twain? He would hate the way the liberal/regressives™ betrayed and abandoned the Vietnamese and Cambodian people. He would despise the liberal/regressives™ twisting around the United States valiant struggle to fight imperialism around the world by accusing their own country of imperialism. Mark Twain was a full-blooded 100% capitalistic conservative. He would think Carter a totally deranged moron for enabling the imperialist regime of the aiyatollahs to take power in Iran. He would applaud America for destroying the imperialist regime of Sadam Hussein, and the panty-waist liberal-regressives be damned!! It’s just the latest attempt by the liberal/regressives™ to revise history for furthering their own devious political ambitions.
So, back to Larry Duhvid. I hear he doesn’t quite merit the Mark Twain Award, but they are going to be bestowing the Karl Marx Award on him. It’s only fitting, as Karl Marx was the original clown of clowns that most modern clowns are based on. One of which is Bill Maher, next in line for the Karl Marx award, and who would also be in line for Mark Twain to put a boot in his ass. It’s STILL the American way. And no matter what BS comes out of Maher and his criminal comrades in Hollyweird, it’s STILL the RIGHT way. So Curb Your Liberalism, before the islamo-fascists take over the world and Hollyweird gives Sadam Hussein the Mark Twain award posthumously . And we’re all dead. So be afraid, be very afraid. Because NO, koo-koo liberal/regressive, there’s no military/industrial/complex/conspiracy. And there’s nothing wrong with fear, as long as it motivates you to do the right things. Things like liberating Afghanistan and Iraq, thus keeping America safe from the barbarous, war-mongering Islamo-fascist terrorists by killing them over there and saving the asses of kooks like you.
- Dick DoRight
