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Most people in America know more about Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and George Clooney than they know about Jane Goodall, Elle Weisel, and the Pope, not to mention that the war in Iraq is turning in our favor and we are winning!!
Doper is the name, and political Media blogging is my game. I’ve got more built up grouchiness against most of the liberal/regressive™ mainstream Media than a pinto bean-eating cow has gas. So watch out, something’s gonna blow, and it ain’t the cow! And yes, that’s right, you read the headline above correctly. It does say 100% unfair and unbalanced. I recently heard a radio talk show host comment that radio talk shows that don’t allow opposing opinions to be heard are boring. Even Mr. O’Reilly on Fox News won’t allow Michael Savage and others on his show because Mr. Bill says they’re “extremists”. Well, I’m here to tell you that you can include CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, HBO, Time, Newsweek, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, Chicago’s Tribune and Sun-Times, and the Hollyweird motion picture industrial complex; as well as too many others to name here in that extremist category. So, I’m willing to make a deal. The day that all the aforementioned one-sided fascist media propaganda mills start allowing EQUAL representation for opposing viewpoints, so will I. Something tells me, though that that will only happen when pigs are flying in a frozen over hell. That applies especially when Hollyweird starts making an EQUAL number of movies and television shows with conservative ideals, concerns, and affinities to balance out the current output of liberal/regressive™, anti-military, anti-peace through strength, anti-capitalism, anti-property, anti-independence/freedom/liberty product that we’re assaulted with now. That’s when we’ll REALLY see those pigs flying. HAH! So until THAT day, at the risk of being accused of being boring, I’m fighting fire with fire. And anyone who has a problem with it can go teach pigs how to fly.
BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!
There’s been a lot of talk about fear lately. Chris Daffyews accusing Jon Stewart of being afraid of his poppycock book. Dippy journalists accusing those of us who choose to shine the light of sarcastic revelation on those that deserve it, of acting out of fear. Well, yeah. Fear is healthy. Hate is healthy. They’re healthy when they’re directed against something that threatens your very existence. Like a hurricane, your mother-in-law, Taco Bell, simple minded monetary handouts (social welfare) or psychotic Islamonazi terrorists. They’re healthy when they’re directed against the kind of people who would enable the latter two things. People like Billary Clinton or Hussein Obama. They’re normal when they make you THINK. Can you say,“WAKE UP CALL”? There’s a reason you don’t stick your hand in that fire, isn’t there? Dear Reverend, to deny the importance of justifiable fear and hate is to deny the wisdom of God. If the emotions of fear and hate are so bad, why did God create them? Oh OK, then you’re saying that God is an idiot. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. Wonderful. Then Michael the Archangel is the only one who’s allowed to have a sword, or a pen. That’s like saying Emeril Lagasse is the only one allowed to have a kitchen. Fear and hate can be positive motivators to get you off your lazy butt and gain the COURAGE to do the right thing. Fear motivates you to squash that poisonous spider and flush it before it kills you, your wife, or your kids. Fear and mutual hate motivates you to buy your mother-in-law a one-way ticket to Bangladesh, before she kills you, your wife, or your kids. Fear of pushing a shopping cart for the rest of your life motivates you to get a job, or hold on to the one you have for dear life. Fear motivates you to take out that garbage before your wife kills you. You BETTER be afraid, VERY afraid. Because if any of the liberal/regressives™ get into the White House, you might as well kiss your butt goodbye. You’ll have the dickens taxed out of you, and your head will be handed to the terrorists on a platter by the Democrat party when their negotiating with and sweet talking to psychotic killing terrorists fails once again. Just like it failed for Clinton and Carter. It’s a time of war. It’s the same as when you’re walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night in the most dangerous part of town, you want to have the biggest, meanest Pit Bull with you, not a wimpy Basset Hound. And remember when the bobbsie twins, Clinton and Gore promised to give the middle class bigtime tax cuts, and and then failed to deliver? Talk about LYING. It was the LYINGEST presidency in history. And the big Bore is still trying to get you to believe that the sky falling is YOUR fault! HAH!! DON’T TRUST THEM. DON’T TRUST ANY OF THEM!! President Bush said he would protect Democracy around the world whatever it took. He came in, and that’s what he did. He did what he said he would do. And THEN SOME! THANK GOD HE DID! It will pay off in the long run. And there’s every indication that President John McCain would do the same.
And then there’s the media. They have the stupid audacity to suggest that the American people don’t like negative campaigning. It’s not only STUPID, it’s HYPOCRITICAL. With all the sensationalist negative bad news crap the media (especially the liberal/regressive™ variety) feeds the American people on a daily basis, in the greedy pursuit of the almighty high ratings. And man, do they ever GET those high ratings! The more NEGATIVE, the higher the RATINGS. GIVE ME A BREAK!! Show me the honest, hard working American who can’t appreciate a good old fashioned MUD SLING. Especially when it’s done with a good dose of good old sarcastic farcical humor. I happen to know from personal experience (if you hadn’t noticed already), that sarcasm is the most endearing personality trait anyone can have! Just ask my wife, and Elizabeth Stegalinsky, my first grade school crush, that I had in stitches on a daily basis, (especially after knocking her around when she wouldn’t laugh at my jokes) along with many, many others. They’ll tell you! They’ll tell you they’d like to give me a good swift kick in the butt! (JUST KIDDING!!) What more can I say, except for, maybe, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET YOUR MUD FLY!!!!” And may the best mud win.
By the way, to all mainstream mope journalists who try to illegitimate my friends and fellow bloggers/political websiters with chicken-livered mischaracterization, I’ve just about had it with you, and you’re riding for a fall. I have a very special Rant•O•Rama entry and invitation just for you. So get you’re chicken feathers preened and you’re butts covered you GLORIFIED, SPINELESS, OVERRATED, RUMDUM HACKS. DICK DOPER IS BRINGING IT ON!!!!!!! Go to RANT•O•RAMA, now! Check out: PHILISTINE, HEAL THYSELF! DON’T BE A MOLOCH!
How dare you inseminate that I live in my mother’s basement!? I’ll have you know that I DO NOT live in her basement! I live in her attic. At least my wife and I have our own car; a kick-butt Shelby Mustang convertible. Waitaminute, is’nt the Mustang a fat ugly lesbian car? (the kind of fatty that likes to wear Hawaiian and grungey plaid shirts; I wish someone would tell those idiots that grunge is dead) DAMMMMM! Speaking of idiots, I’d like to drink a toast to all those unstable jackasses out there who have stopped drinking because they can’t control themselves. (NO discipline, no discipline at all!) Like certain journalists, Hollyweird Wacko celebrities, radio show hosts, etc. Or maybe it’s because they feel guilty about their inadequate male capabilities, they have to make up for it by quitting the “Hoo-Hit-John”. You know, “I got to quit the drinkage because of my permanent shrinkage!” Poor little boys. Whelp, here goes, through the teeth and over the gums... sluuuurp! MMMMMMMM, that Wild Turkey tastes sooooo goooood. My favorite is bourbon with a good steak. MMMMMMMMM... A nice red Zinfandel with pizza ... MMMMMMMM. But the ALL time best, a cold frosty draft beer with a cheeseburger in Paradise. MMMMMMMMMMM! Take heart you Alky-Losers, there’s alway FAKE beer and FAKE wine, to go with your FAKE talent. TSK-TSK-TSK... HAAAAA - HA - HA - HA - HA! Also, to all critics of bodily functional humor - hey, Bozo, there’s nothing wrong with it, as long as you clean it up! Besides, Pope John XXIII said it’s OK, OKAY??!! For plenty of examples, go to TOONS•N•PICS, now! Got a problem with that?? But I digress. . .
For decades, from the studios of Hollyweird to the New York newsrooms and network studios of the mainstream liberal/regressive™ news media, Americans have been fed the biggest load of baloney since the days before vegans declared war on Oscar Meyer. (poor Oscar, lets just give him a cigarette and a blindfold and call it a day, but that’s another story). Well, boobies, I’m here to chew bubble gum and start cutting through all that bogus leftist baloney like a hot chain saw through chopped liver to get to the righteous traditionalist unmitigated truth!
Take back America? You betcha! Taken back from the Cherry Garcia left-wing nuts. My fellow bamboozled Americans, we have to take back our movies, our television, our newspapers, our magazines, our books, our music, and our sandwiches! Not to mention our coffee. No more tall shmall, bente shmente, grande shmande! It’s SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE! You FRITALIAN FREAKS!
So, kiddies, upgrade your desktops, reboot your laptops, tune in your Ipods, focus on your Blackberries, play with your Iphones, and hold on to your butts! It’s going to be a long and bumpy ride. I may not get there with you, but I’ve seeeeen the promised culture, and it’s one of traditional ideals, honorable and profound in it’s beauty. Once again, we’ll have the cultural images that have been stolen from us. The images of the proud brave soldier, the trusted just lawmaker, the industrious honorable businessman, the respected and respectful citizen, the BEAUTIFUL American. Can you say, DIGNITY?
For those of you who might throw the word “hate” around carelessly, my intention is to hold a mirror up to hateful, hypocritical liberal/regressives™ who have, for decades, to further their political causes, and in many cases their own self-gain, like terrorists using bombs, used unfair, untrue, vicious attacks in the media on conservatives and the beautiful Americans mentioned above. Why do they do it? For all this time the left-wing liberals™ have been “victims of victimology”. They use sadistic hate speech and strike out because of the paranoid delusional fear that something is being stolen from them, while at the same time doing exactly what they accuse others of. Can you say “great right-wing conspiracy”?
I know, I know what you’re thinking, “Well, Dick, is’nt that what you’re doing?” Even though sometimes you have to fight fire with fire, I don’t think so. Compared to some of the other political sites and blogs on the Net, I’m Pollyanna. But as they say on Fox News, we’ll let the people decide. Not the Media Nazis, not the pundits, THE PEOPLE! I tractate, I lucubrate, I descant, I disquire, I prolepticate, you decide. Hey media dictators, got a problem with that?
Thus, I’m bringing it on, standing up for, and defending those who have been the subjects of these attacks. The political left has been asking for it for years, and now they’ve got it. Can you say “JUSTICE”? This means CULTURAL WAR!
So beware, Mr. and Mrs. liberal/regressive™, wherever you are, you may be king of the cultural hill now, but remember these words, "For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown above his head and whispering in his ear a warning:
that 'all glory is fleeting'..."
- From PATTON - courtesy of 20th Century Fox Film Corp.
Life is good...
Most people in America know more about Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and George Clooney than they know about Jane Goodall, Elle Weisel, and the Pope, not to mention that the war in Iraq is turning in our favor and we are winning!!
Doper is the name, and political Media blogging is my game. I’ve got more built up grouchiness against most of the liberal/regressive™ mainstream Media than a pinto bean-eating cow has gas. So watch out, something’s gonna blow, and it ain’t the cow! And yes, that’s right, you read the headline above correctly. It does say 100% unfair and unbalanced. I recently heard a radio talk show host comment that radio talk shows that don’t allow opposing opinions to be heard are boring. Even Mr. O’Reilly on Fox News won’t allow Michael Savage and others on his show because Mr. Bill says they’re “extremists”. Well, I’m here to tell you that you can include CBS, NBC, ABC, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, HBO, Time, Newsweek, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, Chicago’s Tribune and Sun-Times, and the Hollyweird motion picture industrial complex; as well as too many others to name here in that extremist category. So, I’m willing to make a deal. The day that all the aforementioned one-sided fascist media propaganda mills start allowing EQUAL representation for opposing viewpoints, so will I. Something tells me, though that that will only happen when pigs are flying in a frozen over hell. That applies especially when Hollyweird starts making an EQUAL number of movies and television shows with conservative ideals, concerns, and affinities to balance out the current output of liberal/regressive™, anti-military, anti-peace through strength, anti-capitalism, anti-property, anti-independence/freedom/liberty product that we’re assaulted with now. That’s when we’ll REALLY see those pigs flying. HAH! So until THAT day, at the risk of being accused of being boring, I’m fighting fire with fire. And anyone who has a problem with it can go teach pigs how to fly.
BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!
There’s been a lot of talk about fear lately. Chris Daffyews accusing Jon Stewart of being afraid of his poppycock book. Dippy journalists accusing those of us who choose to shine the light of sarcastic revelation on those that deserve it, of acting out of fear. Well, yeah. Fear is healthy. Hate is healthy. They’re healthy when they’re directed against something that threatens your very existence. Like a hurricane, your mother-in-law, Taco Bell, simple minded monetary handouts (social welfare) or psychotic Islamonazi terrorists. They’re healthy when they’re directed against the kind of people who would enable the latter two things. People like Billary Clinton or Hussein Obama. They’re normal when they make you THINK. Can you say,“WAKE UP CALL”? There’s a reason you don’t stick your hand in that fire, isn’t there? Dear Reverend, to deny the importance of justifiable fear and hate is to deny the wisdom of God. If the emotions of fear and hate are so bad, why did God create them? Oh OK, then you’re saying that God is an idiot. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. Wonderful. Then Michael the Archangel is the only one who’s allowed to have a sword, or a pen. That’s like saying Emeril Lagasse is the only one allowed to have a kitchen. Fear and hate can be positive motivators to get you off your lazy butt and gain the COURAGE to do the right thing. Fear motivates you to squash that poisonous spider and flush it before it kills you, your wife, or your kids. Fear and mutual hate motivates you to buy your mother-in-law a one-way ticket to Bangladesh, before she kills you, your wife, or your kids. Fear of pushing a shopping cart for the rest of your life motivates you to get a job, or hold on to the one you have for dear life. Fear motivates you to take out that garbage before your wife kills you. You BETTER be afraid, VERY afraid. Because if any of the liberal/regressives™ get into the White House, you might as well kiss your butt goodbye. You’ll have the dickens taxed out of you, and your head will be handed to the terrorists on a platter by the Democrat party when their negotiating with and sweet talking to psychotic killing terrorists fails once again. Just like it failed for Clinton and Carter. It’s a time of war. It’s the same as when you’re walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night in the most dangerous part of town, you want to have the biggest, meanest Pit Bull with you, not a wimpy Basset Hound. And remember when the bobbsie twins, Clinton and Gore promised to give the middle class bigtime tax cuts, and and then failed to deliver? Talk about LYING. It was the LYINGEST presidency in history. And the big Bore is still trying to get you to believe that the sky falling is YOUR fault! HAH!! DON’T TRUST THEM. DON’T TRUST ANY OF THEM!! President Bush said he would protect Democracy around the world whatever it took. He came in, and that’s what he did. He did what he said he would do. And THEN SOME! THANK GOD HE DID! It will pay off in the long run. And there’s every indication that President John McCain would do the same.
And then there’s the media. They have the stupid audacity to suggest that the American people don’t like negative campaigning. It’s not only STUPID, it’s HYPOCRITICAL. With all the sensationalist negative bad news crap the media (especially the liberal/regressive™ variety) feeds the American people on a daily basis, in the greedy pursuit of the almighty high ratings. And man, do they ever GET those high ratings! The more NEGATIVE, the higher the RATINGS. GIVE ME A BREAK!! Show me the honest, hard working American who can’t appreciate a good old fashioned MUD SLING. Especially when it’s done with a good dose of good old sarcastic farcical humor. I happen to know from personal experience (if you hadn’t noticed already), that sarcasm is the most endearing personality trait anyone can have! Just ask my wife, and Elizabeth Stegalinsky, my first grade school crush, that I had in stitches on a daily basis, (especially after knocking her around when she wouldn’t laugh at my jokes) along with many, many others. They’ll tell you! They’ll tell you they’d like to give me a good swift kick in the butt! (JUST KIDDING!!) What more can I say, except for, maybe, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET YOUR MUD FLY!!!!” And may the best mud win.
By the way, to all mainstream mope journalists who try to illegitimate my friends and fellow bloggers/political websiters with chicken-livered mischaracterization, I’ve just about had it with you, and you’re riding for a fall. I have a very special Rant•O•Rama entry and invitation just for you. So get you’re chicken feathers preened and you’re butts covered you GLORIFIED, SPINELESS, OVERRATED, RUMDUM HACKS. DICK DOPER IS BRINGING IT ON!!!!!!! Go to RANT•O•RAMA, now! Check out: PHILISTINE, HEAL THYSELF! DON’T BE A MOLOCH!
How dare you inseminate that I live in my mother’s basement!? I’ll have you know that I DO NOT live in her basement! I live in her attic. At least my wife and I have our own car; a kick-butt Shelby Mustang convertible. Waitaminute, is’nt the Mustang a fat ugly lesbian car? (the kind of fatty that likes to wear Hawaiian and grungey plaid shirts; I wish someone would tell those idiots that grunge is dead) DAMMMMM! Speaking of idiots, I’d like to drink a toast to all those unstable jackasses out there who have stopped drinking because they can’t control themselves. (NO discipline, no discipline at all!) Like certain journalists, Hollyweird Wacko celebrities, radio show hosts, etc. Or maybe it’s because they feel guilty about their inadequate male capabilities, they have to make up for it by quitting the “Hoo-Hit-John”. You know, “I got to quit the drinkage because of my permanent shrinkage!” Poor little boys. Whelp, here goes, through the teeth and over the gums... sluuuurp! MMMMMMMM, that Wild Turkey tastes sooooo goooood. My favorite is bourbon with a good steak. MMMMMMMMM... A nice red Zinfandel with pizza ... MMMMMMMM. But the ALL time best, a cold frosty draft beer with a cheeseburger in Paradise. MMMMMMMMMMM! Take heart you Alky-Losers, there’s alway FAKE beer and FAKE wine, to go with your FAKE talent. TSK-TSK-TSK... HAAAAA - HA - HA - HA - HA! Also, to all critics of bodily functional humor - hey, Bozo, there’s nothing wrong with it, as long as you clean it up! Besides, Pope John XXIII said it’s OK, OKAY??!! For plenty of examples, go to TOONS•N•PICS, now! Got a problem with that?? But I digress. . .
For decades, from the studios of Hollyweird to the New York newsrooms and network studios of the mainstream liberal/regressive™ news media, Americans have been fed the biggest load of baloney since the days before vegans declared war on Oscar Meyer. (poor Oscar, lets just give him a cigarette and a blindfold and call it a day, but that’s another story). Well, boobies, I’m here to chew bubble gum and start cutting through all that bogus leftist baloney like a hot chain saw through chopped liver to get to the righteous traditionalist unmitigated truth!
Take back America? You betcha! Taken back from the Cherry Garcia left-wing nuts. My fellow bamboozled Americans, we have to take back our movies, our television, our newspapers, our magazines, our books, our music, and our sandwiches! Not to mention our coffee. No more tall shmall, bente shmente, grande shmande! It’s SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE! You FRITALIAN FREAKS!
So, kiddies, upgrade your desktops, reboot your laptops, tune in your Ipods, focus on your Blackberries, play with your Iphones, and hold on to your butts! It’s going to be a long and bumpy ride. I may not get there with you, but I’ve seeeeen the promised culture, and it’s one of traditional ideals, honorable and profound in it’s beauty. Once again, we’ll have the cultural images that have been stolen from us. The images of the proud brave soldier, the trusted just lawmaker, the industrious honorable businessman, the respected and respectful citizen, the BEAUTIFUL American. Can you say, DIGNITY?
For those of you who might throw the word “hate” around carelessly, my intention is to hold a mirror up to hateful, hypocritical liberal/regressives™ who have, for decades, to further their political causes, and in many cases their own self-gain, like terrorists using bombs, used unfair, untrue, vicious attacks in the media on conservatives and the beautiful Americans mentioned above. Why do they do it? For all this time the left-wing liberals™ have been “victims of victimology”. They use sadistic hate speech and strike out because of the paranoid delusional fear that something is being stolen from them, while at the same time doing exactly what they accuse others of. Can you say “great right-wing conspiracy”?
I know, I know what you’re thinking, “Well, Dick, is’nt that what you’re doing?” Even though sometimes you have to fight fire with fire, I don’t think so. Compared to some of the other political sites and blogs on the Net, I’m Pollyanna. But as they say on Fox News, we’ll let the people decide. Not the Media Nazis, not the pundits, THE PEOPLE! I tractate, I lucubrate, I descant, I disquire, I prolepticate, you decide. Hey media dictators, got a problem with that?
Thus, I’m bringing it on, standing up for, and defending those who have been the subjects of these attacks. The political left has been asking for it for years, and now they’ve got it. Can you say “JUSTICE”? This means CULTURAL WAR!
So beware, Mr. and Mrs. liberal/regressive™, wherever you are, you may be king of the cultural hill now, but remember these words, "For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown above his head and whispering in his ear a warning:
that 'all glory is fleeting'..."
- From PATTON - courtesy of 20th Century Fox Film Corp.
Life is good...
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Name: Dick Doper
A.K.A.: “The Equalizer”
A.K.A.: “Judge Dick”
A.K.A.: “The Equalizer”
A.K.A.: “Judge Dick”
You do what you gotta do. Why do I do what I do? Money? Yeah sure, I can use as much grease for my wheels as I can get. But there’s a lot more to it than that. Six years ago there were some children on four planes. They were traveling to visit relatives, to an academic competition, to Disneyland, and various other destinations. Those children never arrived. Three of the planes crashed into buildings, the other into a field. Those children died the way children should never have to die. These crashes were no accidents. It was September 11th, 2001. The voices of those children speak to us constantly. They say, “Never let this happen again. Never forget us.”
That is why I do what I do. We can’t all be heroes and join up to fight the good fight in the Middle East where the action is. I would love to fly to the Middle East and personally stick mortar rounds up Bin Laden’s, Al Zawahiri’s and Ahmadinejad’s asses. Unfortunately, they aren’t allowing card carrying members of AARP to pull that kind of stuff. So this is my own, humble, little contribution to the fight. To try to counteract the despicable and disgusting, small-brained, and seditious left wing liberal/regressive™ movement to join forces with the terrorists and sabotage our country’s efforts to win the battles against the Islamo-Fascist terrorists who were responsible for those children’s deaths, as well as the deaths of all the other men and women who died that day. To, in some small way, do something to motivate and reinforce the fight against that enemy who wants to kill the rest of us. Also against the kind of traitorous scum who are flying or displaying the American Flag upside down. To ensure that the war against that enemy is eventually won, and that we are victorious. All the time remembering those small, innocent voices, as we all should, every day of our lives, for the rest of our lives. “Never let this happen again. Never forget us.”
To get you started, check out one of my favorite entries, “Couric Bombs, Terrorist Bombers Move In!” and see the latest in Al Kinda’s beard styles. It’s on the RANT•O•RAMA page.
That is why I do what I do. We can’t all be heroes and join up to fight the good fight in the Middle East where the action is. I would love to fly to the Middle East and personally stick mortar rounds up Bin Laden’s, Al Zawahiri’s and Ahmadinejad’s asses. Unfortunately, they aren’t allowing card carrying members of AARP to pull that kind of stuff. So this is my own, humble, little contribution to the fight. To try to counteract the despicable and disgusting, small-brained, and seditious left wing liberal/regressive™ movement to join forces with the terrorists and sabotage our country’s efforts to win the battles against the Islamo-Fascist terrorists who were responsible for those children’s deaths, as well as the deaths of all the other men and women who died that day. To, in some small way, do something to motivate and reinforce the fight against that enemy who wants to kill the rest of us. Also against the kind of traitorous scum who are flying or displaying the American Flag upside down. To ensure that the war against that enemy is eventually won, and that we are victorious. All the time remembering those small, innocent voices, as we all should, every day of our lives, for the rest of our lives. “Never let this happen again. Never forget us.”
To get you started, check out one of my favorite entries, “Couric Bombs, Terrorist Bombers Move In!” and see the latest in Al Kinda’s beard styles. It’s on the RANT•O•RAMA page.
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Jesus once said, “I would that you be hot or cold, but the lukewarm I will spit out of my mouth.” It’s in the Bible. Lookitup. OKAY?! It’s good for you. That being said. . .
Jesus once said, “I would that you be hot or cold, but the lukewarm I will spit out of my mouth.” It’s in the Bible. Lookitup. OKAY?! It’s good for you. That being said. . .
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Brain fart of Johnson A.H. Wussen - New York’s flatulentest geekazoid, html-head spawn of Streisand, and subservient sock puppet and suck-up boy to the nationally syndicated liberal/regressive™ industrial complex. A warning from Mr. Johnson: Ignore us, and we’ll put a Birkenstock up your nose. That oughta clear out the COKE, and I don’t mean COLA! - MOMMA SAYS PSYCH YOU OUT!”
Learn from the worst how to be a real do-nothing, just like the Democrat liberal/regressive™ Congress, and a dangerous potential Democrat President!
Mugger take your wallet? Do nothing. Government take your hard earned money? Do nothing. Rapist take your wife? Do nothing. Psycho video game enthusiasts kill half the kids in your high school? Do nothing. Psychotic radical Islamonazi cut the head off a loved one? Do nothing. Terrorists kill your women and children? Do nothing. That’s the Hippiehead way! Thanks a lot, you little Johnson you! (VERY little) What a guy!
If Cowpie-Outhouse, the illegitimate offspring of Mr. Hippiehead, and fledgling anti-Christ, would stop being such a typical Hippiehead, he would tell you to do your yoga, meditate, keep your mind as blank as it always is, take your Ritalin, be a good little frontal lobotomized liberal/regressive™ and pay a visit to www.harryhippie-
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1925 - 2008
Sometimes the good don’t die young.
Happy sailing, Bill.
Happy sailing, Bill.
FUH•DEE•DUH•DEE
DON’T BE A:
FAVORITE WORD:
extreme [ ik ' strēm ]
adjective
1. reaching a high or the highest level; very great.
extreme [ ik ' strēm ]
adjective
1. reaching a high or the highest level; very great.
That’s BAD?? Excuse me?? Don’t confuse extremism with derangement. And please, don’t kill the messenger!
“You take the high road, and I’ll take the low road, and I’ll get there before ye!”
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
“I’m your HUCKLEBERRY...“You’re no DAISY.” -Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
“I’m your HUCKLEBERRY...“You’re no DAISY.” -Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
(Especially an old one)
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REV. WRIGHT HAS SHOWN THAT HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MR. WRONG
______________
WHAT A REVELATION!
Beyond a reasonable doubt, Mr. Charisma;
Which begs the question, who is wrong? Wright is wrong and wrong is Wright. Hussein is not right, but wrong about right. So don’t get me wrong, I’m right about Wright being wrong about who’s right. Right on! Or did
Which begs the question, who is wrong? Wright is wrong and wrong is Wright. Hussein is not right, but wrong about right. So don’t get me wrong, I’m right about Wright being wrong about who’s right. Right on! Or did
I really mean the first will be last and the last will be first??
Mr. Wrong
Woops!
